Unfortunately, he never tried to give her the trophy back in real life.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

They conjured up the Bogey man.

Unfortunately this is par for the course.

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

Aside from the 1min teaser, I refuse to watch because the car says Gas Monkey Cinnamon Tequila. That’s just wrong on so many levels.

So why can this car go nearly 300mph, but Bugatti neuters the Chiron? Is it really because the Chiron’s extra weight makes a difference?

Yeah, that Porsche is just too dangerous, not like all these other cars that would totally not be fucking destroyed when crashing at extremely high speeds on city streets. Nope, they just got that kind of crash protection you can’t find on the Porsche, even against hard obstacles that you would find next to roads…

All stories have two sides. Something about this smells way off to me.

Me, a few years after I got fired from my high school job.

Class action? They’ll probably get offered a free oil change if they purchase a new Tesla. Offer expires in 7 days.

He was an excellent employee.

I have a convertible. I agree. Sunroofs in normal vehicles are handy though.. Especially when the 4 year old in the back seat rips a fart that is outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

Sunroofs are the wrong answer anyway.

So if I’m reading this correctly, roof curvature on large expanses of glass is partly to blame? Yup.. As if I needed any more reasons to buy a Flex. RECTANGLE POWER.

See? Not always good to break the glass ceiling.

Clearly investigators have to crack this case.