I mean...I’d imagine, having misophonia, you’d already be well prepared with earplugs and/or noise-cancelling headphones though? I know I don’t go on any trips without at least a handful or so of earplugs.

I would much prefer the parents of 3-13 year olds to march onto a plane wearing a sandwich board that reads “I’m aware of my responsibility to make sure my child does not kick your seat, throw food, or otherwise disturb you. Please let me know if I’m failing” 

“We Worst”

one thing really doesn’t have anything to do with the other

Captain Raymond Holt celebrates upon being informed of the renewal.

I’ve switched from United and still have to verify one of my medications (Anafranil, for those interested) once every few months.

If you can’t love her even more.

When I got a new job, going from $11 an hour to $28 an hour, the first thing I told my new employer was “hey, can you lower me back to $11 an hour? Because, you know, I want to feel like I’m working for what I get.”

This is just a new-agey way of saying “I’m not like other girls... I actually just get along better with guys.”

Never, ever has this gif been more relevant:

I am not saying she’s not queer or that being in a straight relationship erases someone’s queer identify, but it doesn’t strike me as “redefining” anything for a generation when someone who has always been publicly in straight relationships has a conventionally straight marriage.

Miley is a shameless, utterly feckless, contemptible person. I haven’t forgotten her blaxploitation period, after which she denounced hip-hop as being “suck my dick” ad infinitum despite cavorting around with blowup dicks onstage of her own accord.

Yet if there was photos of someone like Kavanaugh doing this while in the middle of raping a woman, groups like this would be merciful and say that’s not who he is now.

How awful of a college kid do you have to be to want to snitch on one of your classmates like this? Should’ve went to a state school with a large commuter population, nobody gives a shit about what anyone does in those places. You’re just trying to make it through the day while trying to forget about your student…

im not sure he is a caricature, i think he is doing a pretty good job of getting the US population that supports him primed to accept an overt power grab.  Bill Maher (and lets just not get into various issues people may have) repeatedly says he thinks Trump wont leave office on any terms but his own.  He wont get…

This bears repeating over and over.

Holding the headphones up to her ear so she doesn’t muss her hair is especially infuriating to me for some reason. “I’ll pretend to be an important White House official, but not if it inconveniences me in even the most trivial ways. This hairstyle is too expensive for some grody headphones!”

This was critical, sure, but I gave Harris her props when I thought props were due. It’s interesting that you thought I “shat” on her.

Well lord knows that there are no prominent Latino playwrights or composers.

What I want to know is what would “Larry David” have to say about Larry David’s daughter benefitting from nepotism?