Can't be any worse than the first episode of Fringe.

@numberthirteen

Or maybe it's that in Arkansas "cousin" implies a little closer relation.

I thought that Dr. Who was still airing this week in the UK.

So why is this weird little fish one of the top ten species discovered last year?

Sounds less like a plan for killing off vampires, and more like a plan for promoting vegetarianism.

Sounds like a good plan, except what if someone gets some sort of intestinal bleeding? Or gets blood in their mouth and accidentally swallows it? What about eating rare steaks?

Seriously! 80% of these shows sound like crap. And 80% of what doesn't is written or produced by someone who's most recent effort was crap. That leaves about 18 minutes of television. Making any one of those show's that stand a chance mostly crap.

Practice as they work their way up to culling our numbers?

I can't wait to see who doesn't really die in this week's Doctor Who.

Isn't Mr. Fantastic supposed to be a genius? A wooden gun is not one of his more inventive plans.

After spending the last decade watching as Smallville deteriorated from an interesting take on the Superman mythos to a guilty pleasure, and finally to "I've watched it for this long, so I might as well finish it off," I went in with low expectations for the finale and still felt incredibly gypped. I don't even want…

Dr. Dugong, is that you?

Yep. It was a short story.

Yes. Just like the original Total Recall, it is a major part of the plot.

No, "Get your ass to China" doesn't work for me.

Shouldn't it be made clear that it's dark chocolate and red wine that can be beneficial to health? And that over consumption of these is not good for you at all.

Is it "How to put..." or "How do you put..."?

That's because that was a scene from the first X-Men movie.

Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman...