So now I just need someone to tell me that I can do just as well as others just so I can do just as well as others.

It makes perfect sense considering that the development of human life on this planet was interrupted with the introduction of the Golgafrinchans. Yes, they have assisted in helping mankind evolve, but what are we to expect from telephone sanitizers, hairdressers, jingle writers & accountants.

A decent pair of paaaannntssss!!!!

I want to see this film, but I think seeing it in its entirety would ruin the clip I just watched.

"I was not comfortable being away from my family for that length of time for the amount of money they were planning on paying me. "

When in doubt, drink a stout. But not too much or else you get the sh-ts.

Tarantino will produce/direct and it will be called Aliens in the Hood. Also it will include gratuitous use of the n-word (for authenticity purposes only).

Larger that this one?

Missed that one. Maybe because I've never considered Slim Whitman's music a plentiful resource.

#7 In Mars Attacks the aliens' heads explode upon hearing Slim Whitman.

Apparently the cabs don't have to discriminate because the passengers already do.

One of my worst cab experiences was when I got into a standing cab on the corner of 1st St. and 1st Ave. one night. I told the driver I had to go across town to Bleeker and Sullivan. He screamed, "I'm not going to the Bronx!" and proceeded to take me to the 9th Precinct on 5th St. He then hopped out and went to talk…

Endhiran FTW!

What's this saying about eating disorders? Does more food availability lead to dietary abuse at both ends of the spectrum?

"Also, how about the Krenim temporal weapon from Voyager? The weapon that literally wiped something out from history?"

The Death Star??? Didn't it get blown up by a shot from an X-Wing?

How about a lava prison planet?

"Ah'own't know boss. Buh ah shurhs make'n sho' yo' safe 'gainst dem uddah white folks out'n tah gitcha. Gawd dun bless'n me wif deez giffs — 'en ahs gon' use'm!"

The housefly: vomiting acid on your food then slurping up the remains?