I remember playing the demo a few times. It’s one weirdass game; a mix of platforming, slightly janky combat and the worst lip-syncing I’ve ever encountered. I definitely think it’s something that succeeds more on the strength of its visuals than its gameplay, but then it’s been a while since I actually played it...…

I’ll be honest; I’m still processing the fact that the Wii U (despite its unpopularity) got over 700 games.

Rush Hour 2 has my favourite Jeremy Piven moment.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

My brother picked one up to play OoT 3D. Even if it looks a little odd, I like the form factor of it. However, I kind of feel all the caveats make it a tough sell unless you aren’t bothered about many of the 3DS’ features.

My brother picked one up to play OoT 3D. Even if it looks a little odd, I like the form factor of it. However, I…

I love the appearance of the console. It doesn’t seem real; it looks more like a prop from an old 70s/80s sci fi movie. I don’t have any kind of nostalgia for the games, though.

Well, you can’t say Sega doesn’t know their audience.

This would have been perfect for a marketing campaign ten years ago.

I am so on board with this; a Lego Marvel game with better flying controls would be a hell of a lot of fun. Like a Lego Dimensions without all the nickel-and-diming.

To play Devil’s advocate, Sonic could actually drift in Unleashed. So it’s not exactly impossible.

It’s about playing by the rules of the game at hand; in this case, a test of driving ability. You could hypothetically beat Usain Bolt in a Lamborghini, but to do so would completely miss the point of the contest to begin with.

It’s a bit eerie how good it looks.

Which is why I never use urinals when I pee. Private stall all the way, baby.

Which is why I never use urinals when I pee. Private stall all the way, baby.

In retrospect I think Karen Gillan was a real highlight of this film. Not so much in terms of her character getting fleshed out (though that’s certainly a part of it) but for how well she disappeared into the role. There’s nothing whatsoever of Amy Pond in her performance, and that’s amazing.

Clearly you need to meet more lesbians, then.

I don’t think you can apply logic to a universe as cartoonish as Overwatch. The player roster stars three robots, a talking gorilla, a cyborg ninja and a time-travelling lesbian. Japanese Hawkeye is probably one of the tamest characters in the game from that perspective.

What, you mean like this?

I thought a sphincter was supposed to keep the crap out of sight for the most part.

That is disturbingly lifelike. Bravo!