So it finally happened? It took long enough...

To play devil’s advocate, the problem isn’t that this content appeared in a Mature-rated game. The problem is that it was posted in an area that Sony actively prohibits in its terms of service. That doesn’t make the rule any less bone-headed, of course.

I’m sorry, but this sounds like the most pointless piece of crap imaginable.

I think we can safely say that explicit morality systems are clunky, period. When you introduce a morality system to a game, my immediate reaction is ‘well, that’s one half of the game I’m never going to play.’

I’m torn between buying this now and waiting for the GOTY DLC smorgasbord that will almost inevitably emerge. Has anything been said about DLC for this game?

Wow, these are gorgeous. If I was the kind of guy who collected action figures I would be on these like cheese on pizza.

Well, if you want to kick it old-school...

Animal Crossing: New Leaf is my most played 3DS game by a country mile. I’ve played it for over a hundred hours over (at the time of this comment) exactly 200 playthroughs. It’s a game that you cannot lose (or win) and I’m guessing that’s part of its popularity; it’s a game with goals and routines, but demands nothing…

Wow, looks like I have an excuse to play GTA Online again!

That’s really cool. I got my first Amiibo the other day and while i know the tech’s probably not all that remarkable, there’s a bit of a thrill from touching a little statue to your 3DS and seeing it do things.

#themoreyouknow

Alas, the citizens of Animal Crossing will forgive you anything.

This is confusing to me because there’s also a dog called Missile in Ghost Trick.

In Crash Twinsanity (a pretty underrated Crash game) he says literally nothing, and he’s portrayed as a complete dunderhead. It’s why trying to tell stories with traditional platformer heroes is often ludicrous; their worlds are composed almost entirely of arbitrary elements, and it’s silly to try and invest them with…

I wanted Roadhog’s Frankenstein skin, which I didn’t get. But I did get the Reaper pumpkin head, which is a pretty sweet consolation prize.

Sorry, I was trying to make the point that it’s rare for a character of Crash’s era to still be a thing in 2016.

I don’t think the Crash remakes will play with the game’s core ideas too much. If anything, I think that Crash’s appearance in this is little more than a marketing ploy ahead of the PS4 release.

Does this guy have any bones? Or self-awareness?

I assumed the only reason Crash was the protagonist of his games was because no-one else would be stupid enough to go the adventures to begin with.