Did Crash even have that much character or motivation in the original games, though? He always came across to me as a bit of a daredevil idiot, albeit one with a propensity for mounting small furry creatures. He was essentially Mario with a slightly more daredevil streak; a blank slate upon which we could project our…

He’s 20 years old, that’s positively ancient for video game mascots that haven’t fallen into obscurity.

The thrill of seeing Crash and Spyro in a TV show together is just being drowned under, well, everything else this show is doing.

Yeah, I mean... the Crash games take place off the coast of Australia. Is this really that surprising?

How is he drinking from that coffee cup?

Journey was one of the best online multiplayer experiences I’ve ever had, so I’m all over this, whatever it is.

Yeah, I hate to say it but Wattam is charging my batteries more than this. I hope we get news on its release soon.

Is this a digital exclusive or will it be seeing a physical release too?

This is kind of like saying the next Tetris game should be a murder mystery because they’re both puzzle games.

So basically anything is bad for you when you do it too much? Not really a bold statement to make, is it?

That’s a weird couple of comments to have next to each other.

I just want a new Metal Slug game with the charm and creativity of the earlier titles.

I love the bit in Silent Hill when you’re in the locker room and go to investigate the noise.

With Mantorok crushing the universe? Call me pessimistic, but that’s approaching a one sided fight if ever there was one.

In some ways I’m happy that it was a one-and-done game. That’s something that’s not really a thing nowadays, and let’s face it; you’ve just told a story about generations of heroes facing a trio of cosmic horrors. Where the hell do you go from there?

That frigging bathtub scene...

That is adorable.

It’s not like anyone’s forcing you to read it. Overwatch is a popular game.

No, but VR uses motion controls like PS Move.

Yes, but just because you can attach an external keyboard, that doesn’t mean people will. I’d argue the vast majority of people wouldn’t be bothered in such a scenario, and as such a basic feature is compromised.