Well, there used to be Bullets in Washington, but they became Wizards.

Yeah, loaded handguns in wheelchair pillows and knives inside speed sticks apparently.

I had a great friend who lived life like an adventure. She was young and in no hurry to get married. Very artistic and VERY independent. She had like five different serious suitors, but she kept them as friends. Mainly because she just didn’t have time for that (didn’t want to have time for that perhaps). Anyway, she…

Fishing (or outdoor drinking as it’s commonly known) has long been a scam by men to get out of spending time with their families. In other words, if it’s good for the goose it’s good for the gander.

I used to go fishing as a kid pretty frequently. There’s a picture of me standing next to my brother scowling cuz he got to hold the fish I caught. It was too heavy for me to hold up, but man I was pissed.

I am trying to decide who I find more annoying between Giada de Laurentiis, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shenton.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

No; it’s subjunctive mood

Go fuck yourself

I’d say he is only struggling comparative to the level of hype largely put forth by his father, and to some degree his draft position. He’s shown a level of talent commensurate with being a professional basketball player.

This is a beautifully horrible one-two punch

i came in here expecting to laugh at herm edwards but almost immediately had the same reaction he did to learning players don’t wear belts anymore.

You are a bad person.

Props for remembering a player death from a third of a century ago.

false! your arms are not actually very big; they just look large in comparison to your tiny, tiny legs.

You’re just Bias-ed

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

Sure Jan.

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