Okay, Papa John

Okay, Papa John

JFC.

I can’t wait for this guy’s sentenzen.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

Solid only because you haven’t tried to clean it in the dishwasher (yet).

I love that you have the world’s most complete drill bit set to use with a drill that looks like you found it in a milk crate of old Jeep parts.

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…

+1 Boston street fight KO

He would go on the “Efensive...”

+0 lateral quickness

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

I like the people in the greys who don’t get the sarcasm.

Swaggy P may very well have been doing this outside of the analogy too.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”

Grey Poupon? Isn’t he the Spurs coach?

Right? Its like having one of the best running backs on the league in a short goal line situation and deciding to pass for an interception

Great analysis. I thought the fake was an unfathomable decision, but you fathomable it for me. Why have a toy if you don’t play with it?

Woo hoo parole violation!

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Hopefully something consensual.