Dad doesn’t care that he almost made himself a second victim. That was one of two outcomes he was prepared for:
1. Save his kid
2. or die trying

Wow both Knicks fans posting on the same thread, what’re the odds?

And she doubled down on this. The battery only powers the headlights and interior lights. So if you leave your car engine running, but turn off the lights, the car will run like this forever.

Kristen Riordan (I am not hiding names to protect anyone) told me that if your car is not moving, it will not consume gasoline. Gasoline, she told me, makes the wheels move. Anything your car does when it is not moving is via the battery. If you left your car sitting in the driveway, with the engine running, it would…

And none of the HP comes from actual Horses.

Hey now Chappy was a long time ago. Way worse things have happened in Massachusetts since then.

Hey now Chappy was a long time ago. Way worse things have happened in Massachusetts since then.

When you say ‘keep this in mind’ I assume you are referring to the holier than thou attitude that people find so endearing about Massholes (and that you displayed so eloquently in your post.)

Meanwhile Harden is sitting in the waiting room for his MVP.

“Pedant alert.” I think you mean “Alert: Pedant” ;) 

When I was a sound engineer I heard a rumor the Parliament Funkadelic (or some other iteration of that band) performed for almost 24 hrs straight in a club in New Orleans. Probably way fake.

I haven’t seen it yet. Time to expand that list to 2 movies, I guess.

It’s on my list of Sandler’s only watchable movies (which I think is a list of 1 movie right now). It’s funny how much some people hated that movie. It starts off very uncomfortable, but the pay off was amazing.

omg thank you.

or Jewish?

La Toya (shots fired)

Would it be good for Lebron to reconsider his whack-ass beard?

Have a snickers?

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

What about ‘Devil’ or ‘White Devil’? Too dated? Too religious? Too Elijah Muhammad?