Better odds at a future in the NBA:
Markelle Fultz vs. Isaiah Thomas ??

I rode my bike up “A” Mountain (aka Sentinel Peak) yesterday. It takes about 20 minutes to do.

*Waves Jalopnik-ly*

So ‘faking it’ is actually in fact ‘making it’. That’s nice to know. I have been faking it for years. Now I can stop pretending I am pretending.

The rules don’t already say ‘no dispensary’ the rules say ‘you must get a permit that’s approved by the Girl Scouts to sell outside a business’ - which covers this scenario.

I was mid-20s and buying a replacement radiator hose for the hyper-exotic Chevrolet Celebrity (aka the POS 4000). It was a weird Eurosport edition, and had lost so many badges that I didn’t remember the exact model, but I knew the year, the car, and the displacement. I brought in the old, busted hose, and the large…

The father broke a few laws during his display. Hopefully the police and DA have the presence of mind to not charge him. But he committed assault and potentially criminal contempt of court.

The FJ is notorious for having terrible visibility and huge blind spots. It’s also notorious for being pretty great otherwise. That’s why there’s so many aftermarket mirrors for them, and they benefit greatly from back up cameras. http://www.leftlanenews.com/toyota-to-combat-fj-cruisers-blind-spots-with-rearview-camera…

Jason is pretty awesome. I wonder how much of the original robot they launched in 1988 is still in use today? Fun fact: Jason’s prototype, Jason Jr., was used to explore the Titanic wreckage in 1986.

My wedding day disaster was that by the end of the day I was married.

The Beyonder, lmao

My Mom died when I was 8. She was diagnosed w/ breast cancer about 2 months after she and my father had separated and agreed to divorce. She got really sick, really fast. My Dad hasn’t always been the best dude, but I can’t get over the fact that he moved back in with my sick Mom (who appreciated the help, but kinda…

The Rockets blew it in the 4th quarter. For a D’Antoni team this means they are already in playoff form.

They had to bring in Spanish Soccer announcers to understand the subtle layers of Marcus Smart’s flop.

In the early 00s Google was at the forefront of the agile/iterative SDLC model. This is an organizational approach to software developer that is really well suited for ‘throw everything at the wall and see what sticks’

For me it was a year ago and it was a 1 week expiration for OAuth SSO. It was sensitive information too. Boggles the mind how people want to mis-configure their security.

Yeah Perry doesn’t do himself any favors in his approach, but that said he spent a lot of time working on something Uber said they would compensate him for, and Uber stiffed him cold - that can be a bit insulting. I wonder if they fixed the vulnerability he reported? That would make it pretty hard for Uber to say this…

“Repeat the thought a couple hundred times a day. Expose yourself to the thought again and again until you get bored with it.” 

My wife’s cockatiel sings: The Dock of the Bay, the theme from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and Gin and Juice. He also does a pretty solid impression of the parakeets.

Damn, that was harsh, even for Dennis Franz