Fascinating!

Fascinating!

That take is both hot AND spicy

Yeah, I missed that key logical element. Great point.

I can dunk but I can’t hit a home run. I can dunk because I am 6'4" and have average jumping ability. There is no height, weight, or body size combination at which I would automatically be able to hit a home run. I’d have to practice. So based on this logic there have to be a number of people who even though they…

Quick, get blackout drunk and forget what you read.

The ghost of my step-mom wanted me to come by here and say: “And they’re not even wearing helmets!”

The kids on ‘You Can’t Do THAT on Television’ were often shown eating a little bit of slime when they cleaned it off their face. I always wondered what it tasted like.

I think the original intent of the triangle was to overload 3-2 zones? Arizona ran a version of the triangle against the zone last tournament. It wasn’t even that good against a zone.

Naw, she rides in a cage on the roof - Romney’s Doggie Style.

“The CDC recommends that kids remain in the back seat until age 12"
I had an argument with my wife about this. My son was 5'10" at age 12. I started letting him sit in the front around age 9, when he was the same height as my wife.

I love the 98ish VFR!

The year was 1993. I had just purchased a 1988 Monte Carlo SS. Before I bought the car I confirmed that ‘SS’ stood for ‘Super Sport’. I was safely reassured that this car was not only sporty, but super sporty. The first week I had it I lined up at the stop light next to a Plymouth Voyager Sport Mini-Van in the…

I played Long stick in Lacrosse. During breaks in action we would gather in the crease and laugh at all bruises the goalie had picked up.

“estrangement is the right and healthy thing to do for the both of us” - Eloquent 

My mom died when I was 8, and I no longer maintain a relationship w/ my step-mom, so Mother’s Day can be a bit awkward. I always send my Dad something since he was effectively My mother and father figure for most of my childhood.

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This reminds me of all the girls working in white phosphorus match factories. Breathing white phosphorus destroys your facial bones, with a condition called ‘Phossy Jaw’. These girls were typically 14 year olds, and often times would live to be 18. The real awesome part here is that red phosphorus matches were much…

The Cops weren’t lying, only the ex-Cop was lying. At least that’s the storyline the Dallas PD is trying to paint by firing this guy.

I grew up in Boston in the 80s and 90s. My Dad worked next to the Boston Garden, and we saw innumerable Red Sox and Paw Sox games at Fenway and McCoy. Based on my experience - I am not surprised to hear about this kind of thing. I am not saying Boston sports fans are especially racist, but they do tend to be…

The space level of Spore is a better version of No Man’s Sky, at least from a plot perspective...