The year was 1993. I had just purchased a 1988 Monte Carlo SS. Before I bought the car I confirmed that ‘SS’ stood for ‘Super Sport’. I was safely reassured that this car was not only sporty, but super sporty. The first week I had it I lined up at the stop light next to a Plymouth Voyager Sport Mini-Van in the…

I played Long stick in Lacrosse. During breaks in action we would gather in the crease and laugh at all bruises the goalie had picked up.

“estrangement is the right and healthy thing to do for the both of us” - Eloquent 

My mom died when I was 8, and I no longer maintain a relationship w/ my step-mom, so Mother’s Day can be a bit awkward. I always send my Dad something since he was effectively My mother and father figure for most of my childhood.

you were Speed Commenting

This reminds me of all the girls working in white phosphorus match factories. Breathing white phosphorus destroys your facial bones, with a condition called ‘Phossy Jaw’. These girls were typically 14 year olds, and often times would live to be 18. The real awesome part here is that red phosphorus matches were much…

The Cops weren’t lying, only the ex-Cop was lying. At least that’s the storyline the Dallas PD is trying to paint by firing this guy.

I grew up in Boston in the 80s and 90s. My Dad worked next to the Boston Garden, and we saw innumerable Red Sox and Paw Sox games at Fenway and McCoy. Based on my experience - I am not surprised to hear about this kind of thing. I am not saying Boston sports fans are especially racist, but they do tend to be…

The real M.O.A.B.

The space level of Spore is a better version of No Man’s Sky, at least from a plot perspective...

These will replace military drones in air strikes against ISIS. Instead of a Predator drone firing missiles at them, ISIS will now be presented w/ Kendall Jenner’s award winning Pepsi Commercial.

in 1995 I got pulled over at 2am for breaking the rear tires on my 78 T-Bird loose as I went around a turn. This is the conversation that got me out of a ticket....somehow

Officer: Where are you headed?
Me: Home
Officer: Where are you coming from?
Me: The bar, I work at a bar
Officer: Have you been drinking
Me: I had a…

‘Just make sure to throw a nice exhaust on it.’ - No doubt, that stock exhaust is butt.  

Spore wasn’t great, but it’s still better than No Man’s Sky.

You even sound like a QA Tester.

I am a software engineer and I am ok with it. I know some sound engineers who would agree.

God bless you: you precious, non-reading, little wine snob. You make the world a more entertaining place.

Slippery Slope fallacy?

and the woman’s name ‘Lisa’

The ‘110 MPH change up’ was a nice touch.