I missed out on a job offer once because the hiring director told me that based on my previous salary they wouldn’t be able to afford me. I thought that was weird. At least try to negotiate?

Massholes say “Kid” (sometimes pronounced ‘Khed’).

As in: “I pahked my truck wicked high on the snow bank by Tufts, Khed! You shoulda seen it, khed. Sully, and Fitzy, and other-Sully all thought it was wicked funny”

Very interesting, thank you.

and that’s in the Constitution?

Did you say ‘Bestiary of Midget Porn’ cause that will make my next AD&D campaign so much better.

Coconut Crab is also supposed to be really delicious.

misquoted hindu text. http://www.bhagavad-gita.org/Gita/verse-11-30.html

Dear MisterImmortal,

I love running 5ks - so much more satisfying than just running 3.1 miles for some reason.

I love running 5ks - so much more satisfying than just running 3.1 miles for some reason.

There were TKOs too. A few Steiner screwdrivers and your opponents wouldn’t get back up.

The Japan only release: Virtual Pro Wrestling 2 (you don’t need to know Japanese it has the same menus as Wrestlemania 2000).

That game had all the best Japanese pro wrestlers, Terry Funk, and even Rickson Gracie.

That had to be a pretty impressive tidal wave.

In the 90s I attended a private boarding school in MA. I wont tell you the name, but it rhymes w/ Borthfield Mount Herman. Then, due to things that happen, I had to enroll in a public school in MA for my senior year.

My discovery of the knockout game was every bit as earth shattering and influential to future pop music as the Beatles’ discovery of marijuana.

“The exhaust revealed itself as soon as I looked at the rusted-through exhaust...”

Seems shady.

You’re wrong. Check out laws on ‘Impaired to the Slightest Degree’ in zero tolerance states.

What do you mean ‘safe to drive’

“No one from Boston should ever be allowed to make a Boston movie ever again.”
What about:
Uma Thurman
Chris Evans
ummmm
James Spader
Eli Roth.... oh I am starting to see your point here.

When my son was 3 he was obsessed w/ dogs. He would get all excited when he saw a doggo, and always wanted to try and pet them. Then we saw a coyote for the first time. A Coyote looks just like a dog to me, but my son was TERRIFIED of the little Coyote. There was something very primal going on. Anyway, that’s the…