OZ is the best, eat more greens!”

Comedy gold right there

I was always interested in the fact that Dinosaurs became extinct but Crocodilians (and alligatorids and caimans) survived largely unchanged. They weren’t that different in terms of role in the ecosystem, and the largest crocs rivaled the largest dinosaurs in size. Salt water Crocs’ and American Alligators’ eggs…

It’s really just a matter of which data you decide to cherry pick.

Refused are awesome!

Grayson Allen, why you trippin, boo?

‘The Wong Way to Do things Right’

Drew - your fake tree gets stored during the non-Xmas months. It probably gets stored somewhere cool, and dark which is exactly the environment that Brown Recluses like to live in. So congratulations on trading your fresh cut tree that may have some harmless garden spiders in it for a fake plastic tree that might…

I like my Smart Watch because when I get a text and I am the middle of a conversation or a meeting I get to make a choice about which form my rudeness will take:
1. I can be rude any take out my phone, and look distracted.
2. I can be rude and look at my watch, and look bored.

I worked on the Red Hot Chili Peppers tour for Californication. They would spend 2 weeks touring, and then take 2 weeks off to spend with their kids. It was really nice to get a 2 week vacation every month.

Allegedly Ed McMahon said some bad things....

That’s just to ensure he never gets a computer virus. It’s worked flawlessly so far.

What’s the view like from Ted’s butt?

MAJOR KEY ALERT!

THIS is the real question here. I am neither concerned nor unconcerned with the answer.

Only Soylent Green was made of people I believe. In the movie it was replacing Soylent Red, which I think was made from seaweed; just like Soylent 2.0 which is made from the pukiest most diarrhea inducing seaweed available (apparently.)

“The victim’s grandmother wrote that the “children, especially his sons, will be devastated if their dad is no longer part of their lives.”

Title Check:

I sense that you have been through very difficult times. Please tell me what horrors have befallen you that have driven you to consider Miracle Whip edible?

I think Pissah has fallen out of favor, but there are some old school townies, the type who still say ‘dungarees’ or refer to soda as ‘tonic’. Fwiw I was born in Worcester county, went to HS in Middlesex.