Comedy gold right there

Refused are awesome!

Grayson Allen, why you trippin, boo?

‘The Wong Way to Do things Right’

Drew - your fake tree gets stored during the non-Xmas months. It probably gets stored somewhere cool, and dark which is exactly the environment that Brown Recluses like to live in. So congratulations on trading your fresh cut tree that may have some harmless garden spiders in it for a fake plastic tree that might…

I worked on the Red Hot Chili Peppers tour for Californication. They would spend 2 weeks touring, and then take 2 weeks off to spend with their kids. It was really nice to get a 2 week vacation every month.

Allegedly Ed McMahon said some bad things....

What’s the view like from Ted’s butt?

MAJOR KEY ALERT!

“The victim’s grandmother wrote that the “children, especially his sons, will be devastated if their dad is no longer part of their lives.”

Title Check:

I think Pissah has fallen out of favor, but there are some old school townies, the type who still say ‘dungarees’ or refer to soda as ‘tonic’. Fwiw I was born in Worcester county, went to HS in Middlesex.

I grew up in Mass. When I was 14 my boss told me I was doing a ‘Wicked Pissah’ job. I had to pause to figure out if that was good or bad (it was good) because it sounds terrible.

::Wicked : New England

Dan Simmons wrote a fictionalized account of the Terror and Erebus, called ‘The Terror’. It’s not terrible.

Unfortunately the converse doesn’t apply and most people from Eastern Mass think the state ends around Worcester and then just sorta fades into NY State. I can’t even count the number of times I heard people from Boston refer to Worcester county as ‘Western Mass’.

100% agree. There are versions for people who run in 5k races. ‘3.1' lol

I debadged my car. I did it because I live in Arizona and it was 117 degrees out one day, and the glue on the badge had begun to melt so I just twisted the sucker right off. Then I was like ‘JDM for life!’ and daily drove my newly mysterious Nissan into the very, very hot sunset.

Srsly? 26.2 is the number of miles in a marathon.

I wrote a college essay for a friend because it was the only thing keeping him from applying. I wrote about the time he witnessed a fatal car accident during a family road trip which never happened to him. He did get into UMass Amherst with the essay, but I doubt it was the essay that got him in. His grades and SATs…