That sounds horrible! Wait....no...it actually sounds awesome.

Healing speech is the best kind of healing. One time I had cancer, but the Doctor gave the Cancer a good talking-to, and then *BAM* no more Cancer!

A long time ago in a Galaxy with almost no ladies or black guys.

Splitting and stacking wood was my Dad’s go to punishment. I stacked 8 cords of wood that year. Half of it was still there when they sold the house 15 years later.....And I did beat Ivan, but that’s not gonna bring Apollo back.

I funneled 3 beers my Sophmore year in boarding school. I decided to go see if anyone was in the lounge, and happened to cross paths w/ the Dean of the school. He smelled beer on me and I ended up getting raised for dismissal.

In 5th grade I got a detention every day from my Lang Arts teacher. I told my parents I was staying late after school because I was doing extra work. My teacher sent a progress report home about all my detentions. I forged my Dad’s signature on the form, and my teacher immediately realized it was a forgery and called…

The discussion I saw about Jessie Rogers abuse allegations was fairly convinced that the person she was referring to was James Deen. I don’t follow the industry enough to know, but I guess she had shot some scenes w/ him and was possibly dating him before she retired and came out with her story. Either way, this guy…

Jessie Rogers (sp?) is a former porn star who has spoken out about the industry. She mentioned being attacked by a co-star and having her head held under water (similar to Joanna Angel’s account).

I spend exactly 0% of my budget on personal items in December so this list is really:
“All the Science Fiction and Fantasy Books You Can’t Afford In December!”

‘Innocent until proven Guilty’ is often conflated to mean all sorts of things that it really shouldn’t. Much like how the expression ‘Freedom of Speech’ doesn’t mean that everyone is forced to entertain the bizarre thoughts of their peers, the notion of ‘Innocent until proven guilty’ doesn’t relate to people…

Shaq DID match up w/ Hakeem though, and he lost....

All the pieces above the frame look great. It gets a little weird from there down. But an 800 twin is tiny.

Celtics fans be like, oh that’s cute

Nexus was the first comic book I ever bought. So, make it into a movie, posthaste.

The Mooninites

Nice troll, very subtle. Constantine was based on visual references to Sting. So why not Sting? Oh right, he’s a bad actor.

Someone other than Sting you mean?

Where are the highlight truthers to tell us that step-back was a travel? (full disclosure: I have no idea what’s a travel in the NBA)

I try

You should get your boss some lessons on how to not be so basic.