I got that once after drinking Pepto Bismol. It was legit terrifying. Now I want to go brush my teeth.

I always thought ‘artesian’ water came from an artesian well (perhaps an artisanal artesian well?)

Yul Brynner wasn’t white, he wasn’t even human.

I worked at Aol during the bulk of their layoffs. I was a tech manager w/ a team of about 20 local staff. The day before a *major* layoff my director had me dial in to an impromptu team meeting to discuss the layoffs. Our division Vice President decided to make a surprise appearance. He told the group “Anyone who is…

Keep in mind that while less visual the trip from shrooms can be a bit more disorienting for some people. Also shrooms have a heavier body load.

Beauty masks = for when you’re so ugly that the only option is to wear a mask.

It looks like a Flamberge a bit

I thought the Scottish equivalent was just stabbing someone and then pouring Irn-Bru on the wound?

Right, some people *do* enjoy an early look under the covers. Other people do not.

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I mean sincerely when I tell you: That was a cool story bro.

and so is this guy.

Where’s Waldo? There’s Waldo.... on your socks.

Our HR director told me to report the broken coffee maker to IT.

My uncle, who owns a pizza place, correct me: Most new pizza ovens aren’t made w/ asbestos. Most of the desirable and sought after pizza ovens were made w/ asbestos and command a high resale value because they are superior.

Not wanting to vote for the presidential election is a silly reason to not vote at all. The Presidential vote is usually less than 10% of the ballot where I am. Just vote for bills, bonds, and local leadership THAT is where your vote has the most impact anyway.

Voting doesn’t mean simply voting for Republican or Democratic candidates. There are lots of bills and bonds to support or oppose that have a huge and immediate effect on the quality of life in your voting ward or district. You can still ‘protest’ the two party system by voting only on bills/bonds.

Or don’t vote. I don’t care. I vote. If you vote, it just makes my vote represent a smaller portion of the total. I vote for some crazy shit though, so you might want to counteract my weird-o vote. In related news there was terrible turn out in my Ward, but I still voted, and the outcome matched my votes exactly.

Most Pizza ovens are still made w/ Asbestos. It’s only a problem when you’re breathing in the fibers.

I enjoyed the writing, but not the story. If that makes sense.