Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but they shouldn’t be, they should be entitled to your opinion, because it’s the only opinion that isn’t stupid. Fall 4 life!

You haven’t lost any of your magic, Janice!

Arken....are you secretly Janice from HR at my last job? Because if you are, I just wanted to tell you that the sultry way you told me that “information about continuing my health coverage after the lay off could be found in the separation packet I’d been handed by Security.” was one of the most arousing and sensual…

TBH the ref kinda makes it sound like he was being condescending. Not that he deserved to be given the Blind Side treatment.

It seems like 6’5” is about the point of no return for leg room.

You’re tall. Can we hang out, and you can refer to me as ‘little guy’ or ‘short round’ or something?

kumbaya!

That is wonderful! I am genuinely very happy for you that you, like me, are genuinely very happy!!

Is it a reference to how He never snitched on himself? Which isn’t snitching per se, it’s really a confession at that point.

#NotAllTallPeople - Seriously I am 6’+ and can sit behind someone who has reclined their seat with zero issues.

Yes, this 100%. I am 6’4” - reclining in front of me is ok, it won’t kill me.

so Thumb not Dead?

Physical beauty wanes much faster than sense of humor and intelligence so for a long term mate those are much better qualifications for someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. I don’t care what you started with, or how well you took care of it, on a long enough timeline everyone eventually is an ugly old…

As a proud Masshole and former Bostonian, let me be the first to say: Yeah, that’s probably an accurate assessment of Bostonians for the most paht.

Does the car go faster now that you know it has more HP? I feel like I added at least 5 hp w/ my new K&N sticker so i am just curious...

Does “glaucoma suspect” mean you drive a VW van and listen to lots of Dead bootlegs?

oh, you’re right, my bad, my GPS was acting up again. I’ll just take my Phalanx, and let myself out then.

THIS IS SPARTA!

I happened to get my Wisdom Teeth out the day the PS2 dropped. I hand’t pre-ordered, and wasn’t planning to get one right away. My girlfriend asked if I wanted to reserve one from the next wave, and I agreed. She went to the local GameStop and the guy behind the counter started hitting on her. He told her she looked…

I thought my Dad was the only one who did peanut butter and butter. He puts salt on it sometimes too. Weird shit.