or Sadako from the original. She was more of a spooky teen though.

My wife is a bit obsessive w/ her Duggar hate. She tells me that Michele ‘Clown-Car-Vagina’ Duggar wore a white dress to her niece’s wedding.

I broke my phone (no case, yolo). I paid my deductible and they sent me a new one. I was opening it in my kitchen and the replacement fell on the tile floor and broke (no case, still yolo). So yeah, I am smrt.

A man takes his Humvee to a Car Max, YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT....>>>

I think the last season was in LA.

The old proverbial use of the word ‘proverbial’ as foretold in Proverbs.

Read up on what homeopathy believes re: the augmentative properties of water (seriously)

Yes. This. I really like Land o’ Lakes white american slices for grilled cheese.

too oily

UNACCEPTABLE!

This is fairly regional, nah? I mean Winter in Massachusetts is a different experience from winter in Nevada. That said, Fall is the best season, and this is a universal fact.

Actual conversation at my Aunt’s house:
Anne: “Y’all want a coke?”
Me: “Sure”
Anne: “What kind of coke?”
Me: “um?”
Anne: “You want a Sprite coke or an Orange coke or a Coke coke?”

My mom was the same way, cept w/ Cocaine.

Grand National?

This was in Arizona so the Congressman was actually at the school because that’s where he attends 3rd grade.

I had a friend that would tantrum when things didn’t work out in his favor. He started by throwing dice, and since it was his house and his dice no one said anything. Then he started throwing his miniatures, which was weird, but ok - if you want to break your things so be it. Then one day he threw someone else’s…

Cuy! He must be Ecuadoran...

No..... Sorry. Poorly written, derivative, esoteric and yes self-indulgent. In my opinion, that is.

“Such language has no place in our fraternity or within any caring community, such as ODU”