I went to Northfield Mount Hermon, which is kinda like the safety school for kids who can’t get in to Exeter or St. Paul’s. Rape or Sexual Assault at school was never publicized during my time there, but I have to imagine it happened. During my time at the school students were allowed to have a member of the opposite…

Also, get rid of the old ammo if there is any. It’s potentially dangerous.

So awesome I wont even correct your spelling (except passive aggressively)

No, grasshoppers are locusts. Just a different color. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57104/…

Belt AND Suspenders? That’s serious.

I had a reaction when I found out my longterm high school girlfriend was getting married. I wasn’t reacting to the fact that she was getting married so much as I was reacting to the fact that she was marrying the guy she started dating after we broke up in the 11th grade.

I didn’t realize you’d contracted a case of ‘retardation’ - Best wishes on your convalescence.

Civil Suit =/= Criminal Charges

No, sorry, but the part he has shaved in his head is way too wide. Looks like he is recovering from a brain transplant. He’s otherwise very handsome, and should be treated equally to his teammates, but he needs to stop letting his homies cut his hair and go to a real barber.

Good Decisions he’s made: Coming out
Things that weren’t Decisions: Being Gay (I mean idk, but I don’t think that’s a choice)
Bad Terrible Decisions he’s made: That hair, bruh, why?

Those look like Cuban Montecristos and Partagas, well worth the price alone.

New Jersey has that effect on people.

Great tip, thanks!

Which one of the Eleventy Thousand colleges did you attend? I lived in Worcester from 76 - 86. I could see Assumption College from my tree fort.

I lived in Greenfield too, well Gill, but close enough. Pioneer valley has it’s charm.

Does anyone actually call Worcester ‘Wormtown’ seriously? I grew up there, and vaguely remember references to it on the radio, but never actually heard anyone refer to it as ‘Wormtown’ - more frequently people called it ‘Worchester’

Was their assistant’s primary job to keep the twins’ essence safe from the Skeksis? Cause there’s no way Mary Kate and Ashley aren’t at least 75% Gelfling.

“The report didn’t reveal the conditions of the officers.” The follow-up report indicated their condition as ‘turgid’

Melanism is the opposite of Albinoism basically

Melanistic Squirrel. Black Squirrel is to Gray Squirrel as Panther is to Jaguar (or Leopard in the old world)