I don’t so much feel the need to upgrade. It’s usually because I’ve completely destroyed it. Which is why I’m not allowed to buy high end phones anymore.

The specs are nearly identical between the 5a and the newest Motorola phones, and the Motos are $100 cheaper. So what is really the advantage of the 5a vs say the Motorola One Ace?

A lot of Moto phones fall short when it comes to updates, with many of Moto’s budget handsets only getting one or two years of OS updates and security patches. All Pixels get three years of support minimum.

the difference is that the Office characters (except for maybe good old Kevin) had an inkling it was bullshit and weren’t afraid to hide their anger once it didn’t pan out; these dopes may hide their frustration but ultimately once a new date is published, they’re right back on the cult train, blindly and happily…

I also would have accepted the doomsday cult from Parks and Rec.

Also shades of  Scott’s Tots.

Not knowing things is definitely a boon for conservatives, because it allows them to lean into their one rhetorical advantage: “attack. attack, attack.”

I have a feeling many drives died to bring us this information.

“Little?”

It’s a fine little ship.

Here in Alberta, our vaccine info is telegraphed to a central office by Morse code, where they stov-black individual certificates on faded Sears catalogue pages and deliver to recipients with pony express. Unfortunately, it’s so slow they don’t send many per trip, but that’s okay because delivery is keeping up with…

Well, let’s run through these one-by-one, shall we?

Oh wow! You really were exhausted :o Let’s hope that our reaction to dose 2 is better than the first! 

not to mention taking when and children as sex slaves, and the live vivisections that took place in Nanking. that’s not even getting into the cannibalism committed during world war 2 with POWs. all of which Japan denies ever happened.

Nintendo knows damn well that if you bought a Wii U, you’ll repurchase the HD Zelda re-releases. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go finish playing Super Mario 3D World again. 

Yeah, I think it’s pretty far down on anyone’s list of properties to revive/reboot :)

Having your 16 year old kidnapped at 2 am and hauled off without telling them wtf is going on is a shitty thing to do. Especially since there’s so much lasting evidence that she and others are scarred for life. That isn’t parenting. That’s foisting your child on others and washing your hands of any responsibilities…

Or the less popular but much coooler SNES version:

Sigh. Sonic The Hedgehog is the last film I saw in a theater. Will it be the first one back? I think that it probably will.*


*Kids are a joy, but come with a wide set of responsibilities and expectations. Family planning if more than just contraception. Please consult your local Planned Parenthood before starting your…

The original on Wii U is literally my favorite Mario game. I say this as an older gamer who has been here since the NES days. It’s the perfect mix of tight “2D” linear game design, with the more open movement of a 3D Mario title.