It’s funny that the only version of Super Mario Bros. you haven’t bought is the one that’s different.

Well played. And just like normal, I scrolled right past it to comment.

From: D.J. Perez

[Ron Howard voiceover]

[picture of Calvin peeing on you]

You ever been to Cleveland in the fall/winter?

Plot twist : his girlfriend was a goat. And it was wearing a Steelers jersey. And the goat had a black eye. And was kneeling.

Dear [Volley Ball Coach],

“sometimes he doesn’t call back right away and I get worried because I don’t know where he is or who he could be talking to”....

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

If there’s one thing people outside of the State of Michigan need to understand about John Engler, it’s that he’s a fucking bully who does not have the capacity for empathy. He’s perfected the politics of dominance way before Trump hit the scene.

Yo, the first thing I thought when I saw the name was “Buddy Lembeck is black?!”

😂🤣

True story, he was friends with my middle school drama teacher and she brought him to class one day. I was 12 and a CiC super fan and burst into tears and ran out of the room. He was SUPER nice.

it’s like annual new versions of a $300 textbook—highway robbery

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

accusing Comey of “leaking” secrets for years

I think we’d all generally dance and sing if the current GOP were as good as the party of Nixon.