ESPN: We Don’t Know Why You’re Still Watching, Either.

You forgot D) Have a ton of money to invest in Canada, either be a job creator or buy properties.

It’s actually pretty hard to immigrate to many countries, especially the “I’m moving there if Trump gets elected” places. Getting there isn’t the issue, it’s getting the status. Which is hard even in the US, no matter what people want you to believe.

I remember when I first went, all I needed was my driver’s license. Then it was the passport. And the questions got a little more detailed. I use to fly from Chicago to Toronto on Porter Airline. I used to do “performance poetry” and got invited to do a show in TO and I remember getting stopped at the tiny airport in…

I think I got fucked out of birthright citizenship and they’d never let me emigrate on my own (no money, not even a degree) - my grandmother was born in Canada in the ‘20s, she was still a Canadian citizen when my father was born in the ‘40s but then she naturalized in the late ‘80s and my dad never made a claim on…

if he wasn’t singling along to the words or mimicking the rocking guitar jam on the back half of the song then he can fuck right off.

Bwahahahahaah like kids eat piping hot food.

All that said, you’re free to dig them (U2). Of course you are.

[has a 12-year-old who still eats pancakes with her hands]

Until Kane does, even if he’s barely alive

“I met this girl online and we ended up getting very close, a relationship that lasted almost 2 and a half years, we never met but skyped regularly.”

Air Heads dude.

Surfing’s Most Iconic Event Is In Jeopardy Thanks To A Very Dumb Dispute

Think about this for a second. Dana Loesch is NRA spokesperson because she was THE MOST PERSONABLE INDIVIDUAL THEY COULD FIND TO DEFEND THEIR BULLSHIT.

Man I cry every time. (Yea I know, TV show.)

I liked him as Jordan’s brother in Scrubs who died of cancer. It was a phenomenal episode.

Stupidity was SENTRAl to Nissan’s principles, they went ROGUE on this guy.

Punus MAXIMAus

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.