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> And where exactly has that got you as a country?

People on this very network of sites have called my state a shithole for years. We get a female governor, elect a democratic senator, guess what, everyone still says you live in a shithole. It’s like having an abusive family member, at some point you just ignore them and do your own thing.

But it is equally worth remembering that when the Republican Party and the president pushed for policy favorable to corporations and potentially harmful to average citizens, they were content to voice their support.

Emma, you are totally wrong about Octavio Dotel having played on just 13 teams. In fact he has played on 21. Your confusion is understandable though, as he pitched on 8 teams under the nom de plume Fernando Rodney.

Hot take: “The Rest of My Life” is a terrible, terrible sappy song that will no doubt be played at every wedding reception.

Super sad he didn’t point out something that would have been incorrect too.

PRESS F TO BE PRESIDENTIAL

Being a dad, 7:30 on the weekends IS sleeping in.

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In my humble opinion, Pikmin 3 was the shining jewel of the Wii U. I hope they port it

I’m not mad they are bringing the best games over. Still waiting on my Wind Waker HD port and Twilight Princess HD port (double pack maybe?)

All we need is super smash bros with all the dlc. Still shocked they havent announced that.

Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

That was the greatest “fuck you” in American history, edging out Gen. McAuliffe’s “Nuts” response to the krauts at the Bulge. Thank you to Gen Montgomery Meigs, a loyal soldier from Georgia who despised treason.

Statues really matter a lot to these guys, as does history. It may be counterintuitive, but I feel the solution is to replace the Confederate memorials with more statues and the like, only of the winners this time. Let’s commission a Colossus of Rhodes-sized statue of Sherman in metro Atlanta. He could stand astride…

Then after the landslide, there’ll be an earthquake and your house will fall into a fault line.

Put enough weight in the back of the bed that the front wheels barely touch the ground. Solves any issue with the feel of the suspension.

Then after the fire it will rain and your house will fall down a cliff.

It hardly ever catches on fire. Like the whole state on fire.