One bleeds badly from a face lift. The other bleats badly in a face plant.

*if Nintendo abandoned Wii U the millisecond Switch came out*

I would say that I parallel park 5 or 6 times for every 1 time I use a perpendicular parking spot. I street park my car, and most of the places I go don’t have parking lots. The grocery store I use is a 45 minute drive away*, but I go there specifically because it has a parking lot and thus I don’t have to worry about…

I, too, haven’t had to parallel park very much. But I still think it should be part of any practical driving skills test. Because even if you’re not specifically going to be parallel parking, the test is a good way to demonstrate one’s ability to maneuver through tight spaces and visualize the car’s footprint.

I can do it, but usually choose not to in favor of simpler parking. I never figured out how you are supposed to back into a spot on a busy street with a car behind you. You would probably get your ass kicked if you stopped in front of someone where I live.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world:

Don’t listen to this guy. I’ll do it for half.

Man, for $100M I’ll take his place and suffer the beating.

This is Peak HamNo everyone.

“And will most likely harm Mexico’s economy”

No, no. Social Justice Warrior!

A common definition that seems to work pretty well is that Millennials are those born late enough to have graduated HS after 2000. Not sure about the names for any subsequent generations yet...

Pictured- Drew Magary and his friends taunting Trebek:

And Hurricane, UT. (Pronounced hurry-kin. UGH!)

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Also, Miami OK (my-YAM-uh).

Yeah.... Joliet, Illinois. Its “Joel-ee-et” not Jah-lee-et”. I’ve been corrected a couple of times.

We’ve got at least two of those in Illinois: Cairo (prounounced Kay-row) and Milan (prounounced My-lan). I want to say there’s a third city in there I’m also forgetting.

Cairo, GA, too. They get really pissed if you pronounce it like Egypt’s capital.