The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

I’m actually not surprised. The farther we go, the more and more diluted streaming services become as more and more of them keep popping up; companies keep getting more and more specific with which streaming service gets what content from them, so you end up having to pay for Netflix and Hulu and Amazon and so on in…

There are two nearby and they both rent out their space to other businesses. It’s pretty genius.

We’ve got a place called Captain Video that’s owned two stores here since the 70's; they also have sun-tanning, which is apparently how they stay open. We also have two Village Market gas stations that also rent DVD’s.

Nope. Every now and then I do see a video store, but its always in a rural area where HSIA is iffy at best.

They also have an adult section. Yeah, “Family” Video has that too. It’s not just bathrooms back in that hallway.

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.

Every place where I have lived, if you don’t cut your lawn, the local government will do if for you. They will fine you, charge you for it at marked up rates, and will add it to your property tax bill if you don’t pay it.

The officer’s name is Strickland. Good luck on getting any slack from him.

Inouye Medal of Honor

American guy with a German last name holding a grudge about WWII. That is some epic lack of self-awareness, right there.

Wonder how he feels about Germany? Just for consistency’s sake, of course.

I appreciated her steadfast refusal to learn or care about any sport the entire time she wrote for Deadspin. Will miss her unique voice.

The missing “t” in Scot’s name is because he burned it on Kap’s lawn.

Use of latest moronic conservative conspiracy theory ? Check!

Here’s something I hope you’ll address in a future article in this series: how to keep from waking up as soon as you’re lucid. That’s always my problem — snapping to lucidity seems to jolt me out of sleep entirely.

Who cares?!?

It bothers me that I really had to stop and think about whether this was satite or a real quote. With him, who knows...

Look at the millions of cars they’re selling in the US. They’re bad cars, that’s why people are buying them. If they were really good cars, nobody would buy them. That’s why nobody bought Trump Steaks. They were good steaks. The best steaks.

I think Paul Anka’s got the right idea. I just can’t help shake the idea that if we stop giving trump all the attention he craves...maybe he’d give up on trying to wreck up the place.