The Titanic. If you’re going to build an “unsinkable” boat, put the walls for the water-tight compartments all the way to the ceiling.

Drew should really wear that ballcap and ice more, that and the mustache makes him look older.

I have to say, Timothy Dalton in this film is one of the finest performances of any actor ever on screen.

If you’re going to patronize a national sandwich chain, make it Jersey Mike’s. Your meat will be freshly sliced rather than being plucked from a small, bucket-like receptacle and most employees I’ve encountered have really good attitudes, like they actually care about your in-store experience. Imagine that.

That’s why you always wear your seat belt.

I’m a 3rd generation attorney, meaning pops was (well, still is) an attorney... that charge didn’t stay on the bill.

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Yes indeed. The road is so pockmarked for something right next to a GM building. Plus, having about 5 lights in a quarter mile... all timed terribly... is the worst when you don’t realize you’re driving through it at 4:50 until you’re in it, look at the clock, and think “AH SHIT”. :)

The high number of pedestrians that…

All jokes aside, all my friends and I have essentially turned into our parents. Punk was the way I got away from my parents, now look at me. Fuck.

yep. And it’s costly as well. Why would I pay more, arrive later, and have to arrange transportation to get me to, and away from, the train station.

“When the budget was signed into law on 28 October 2009, the final size of the Department of Defense’s budget was $680 billion, $16 billion more than President Obama had requested.^[4] An additional $37 billion supplemental bill to support the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan was expected to pass in the spring of 2010, but…

it’s taking my full will power not to bust out into hysterical laughter here at work after looking at that gif. The ab workout i’m getting right now thanks you!

Try this shit with goldfish and tell me which one you pick next time.

Nope, doesn’t get better than this.

Agree. I’d like to see some businesses with a longer forecast than the lifespan of a fruitfly on occasion.

Their undershirts literally survive anything and are amazingly built. They’re thick, but not overly warm and does a great job wicking moisture in summer.

Mustache in the hat has the perfect reaction to this.

GM, like literally every single corporation in the U.S., is asking for a tax break to support building a new facility. But of course since it’s GM they are evil terrorists and should be shamed for doing so.

I think it would, and pretty catastrophically. I know the Flyers have had to perpetrate this fraud for years and they have a couple years still to go. It was what caused an issue when Pronger was hired by the NHL while still technically being an active player and on the Flyers’ payroll. The backloaded contracts of…