Is there a button to teach you how to use an apostrophe?

I'm sorry, your comment about tanking has merit (even though that's best directed at executives, not players)—but, the "lollygagging" complaint is utter nonsense, and always has been. NBA players exert themselves at a level that would kill the average person, and they do it every game. If sometimes it looks like…

Aw, c'mon. There are provincial people every where and they should be mocked mercilessly. I live in Minneapolis, where people, will occasionally talk about being the "mini-apple", the NYC of the Midwest because of our theater scene. I once heard some asshole call St. Paul the "Boston of the Midwest" because, I don't…

Random Question: This kid worked for 12 years on a movie. Now, I haven't seen it, so I don't know how good or bad his performance may have been.

It always cracks me up when people refer to Pennsylvania as an Atlantic state.

Well, that's your problem right there...

How does one get the onion smell out of wooden cutting boards?

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Obvious joke is...obvious

"I'm Daisy"

After SimCity 2000's success, two further sequels were released: SimCity 3000 and SimCity 4, neither of which was able to reach the same level of success as their predecessors, though SimCity 4 is looked back on a little more fondly these days.

I know it's tedious to say this money could have been spent on the homeless or whatever, but seriously this money could have been spent on anything else.

I choose to read the billboard as "Dollarsign, uh?"

Makes me hungry for a real slice of pizza.

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

I'm a Lions fan too. *bro hug*

Ugh. Should have read the rest of the posts first, I asked the exact same thing. Have one of these in my office. She dances, too. I want her to break a hip and permanently lose her voice at the same time. She also sneezes so loud that we had to ask her supervisor to say something to her. Somewhere along the way,…

We also would have accepted

I feel like a horrible person for watching this. I need to....go.....somewhere. Maybe Temecula.