I feel like playing the devil’s advocate here.

No, that is very much the point. This wasn’t done by some Proud Boy fuckwad, this was done by A SITTING CONGRESSMAN.

Kettle, thy color is black!

You realize there’s a huge gap between some rando on the Internet and an actual sitting Congressman, right?

If a Democrat had wheels, he’d be a wagon.

Laziness is the mother of invention.

Not to mention an entire series based on the concept, Once Upon a Time.

“Fire.....what?”

One of my favorite things about winter is that I no longer have to pretend that I don’t despise eating outside.

It’s true, an illegal contract is invalid even if all sides sign it.

Oh yeah, that’s right. Jetpac?

Can we ever let things just be? I mean, Bruce Wayne is now 120 years old. A new Batman comic comes out and we’re like “Ok, cool.” There’ve been no less than three version of Spiderman on the big screen this century.

Have you ever been tested for food allergies? It could be possible you’re allergic to something in the food that you’re not aware of.

There’s also a ton of stuff in foods that you might actually have an allergy/intolerance for that you aren’t aware of - things like onions, garlic, gluten, dairy, etc.

They’re chicken periods!

Without even looking at their spreadsheet, I think it’s almost a certainty that we get Donkey Kong 64 and Cruisin’ USA. Diddy Kong Racing I think is likely.

Mystical Ninja is far and away the best N64 game that nobody every played.