Get out of here with your rational explanations!

I’ve settled on the fact that Elon Musk is, in fact, a time traveler.

I’m going to assume that Disney felt the Marvel trademarks were worth more than what Capcom was willing to pay. Similarly, Capcom was a big supporter of the NES classic, there was no DuckTales.

It was my understanding that while the campaign didn’t DIRECTLY collude with Russia, it SURE AS HELL TRIED TO AND FAILED. Junior wasn’t arraigned not because he didn’t commit a crime, but because he was too fucking stupid to succeed at that crime.

Even if Mueller had enough evidence to prove, I don’t think he would have stated so. He knows it’s neither his, nor the AG’s right to go after the President. That has to come from Congress. So if/when he does testify, then we’d know for sure.

The Special Prosecutor doesn’t have the authority to do so. A sitting president cannot be indicted. The “Official Report” is a product of the US Department of Justice, who also cannot indict. So to recommend charges would be futile.

“The evidence we obtained about the President’s actions and intent presents difficult issues that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial judgment. At the Same time, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of…

Japan will likely get fighting games that the US won’t.

But the Pistons were not going to get the 1-3 pick. They had as good a chance to get that pick as they do to win a championship this season.

In all seriousness, we’ve become what we hate. We are an echo chamber. We like to think that we are part of a superior Majority!, but actual statistics tell us otherwise:

The 16th pick is far worse than the #1 - #3 pick.

“I heard there was a fire at Notre Dame. Serves them right, for thinking their Mayor could beat me in an election.”

1% > 0%.

The Grizzlies sat 8 players for their game against the ‘Stons last week. Eight.

...unless they win the lottery....

It’s a good thing the Pistons won those last two meaningless games to sneak into the playoffs with a .500 record! Losing by 40 and getting swept is SO MUCH BETTER than a lottery pick!

Honestly, I remember the 2011 finals more for Kidd and Chandler than I do Nowitzki.

...along with desperate Karl Malone and Gary Payton.

Nah, man. It was great. The pilot episode stated pretty clearly that this was going to be a show about Ted and Robin. The “Mother” was a red herring. A clever one. A frustrating one to some. But always a red herring.

Thanks Captain Bourgeoisie. YOU POORS EAT YOUR WHITE CASTLES AND LIKE IT!