Yeah, you must be a youngin’. Green apple wasn’t a thing back in my day. Kids these days with their dabs and flossings and their fore nights RUINED IT ALL.

Fat and alone from eating all of my Good n’ Plenty... /sigh

I would trade anybody a box of Twizzlers for a box of Good n’ Plenty!

I used to love Swedish Fish. Now I’m old (36), and hate that they keep getting stuck in my teeth.

ANYTHING flavored green apple is overrated. STOP IT, PEOPLE. It is not good. Oh, the excitement when you grab a green-colored candy expecting delicious lime, only to suffer the disappointment that washes over your face when you realize that it’s green apple.

Because whether you like it or not, team management has a budget for player salaries. There may not be a salary cap, but there is a limit to how much a team can afford. And when you pay one player the equivalent of the entire Tampa Bay Rays active roster, it limits your ability to pay other players.

He’s not even the third best Laker of all time. Come on, man.

Has there ever been an extremely long term, very rich contract that has actually worked for the team? It seems like they overburden the team and cause them to linger in mediocrity. Pujols, Fielder, Grienke, Scherzer, Ranger Rodriguez, Yankee Rodriguez, Kershaw, and David Price have a combined total of 2 World Series…

RIP

The typical starting wage for UAW workers in auto plants in Ohio: $19/hr.

If only there was some sort of near-limitless resource where you could look up the code for the game....

No, you’re looking at it backwards.

I’m a junky for classic multi-cam sitcoms. I know the artform is past its prime, but sometimes you need just a dumb comedy to turn the brain off and simply enjoy.

My wife is like you; I’m pretty sure the stomachs in her family are made from the hardiest of cast iron.

Nothing beats a classic. Well, almost nothing.

AutoCrossbow!

But...what about Panthor?

In 2002 during college my wife bought a ‘90 Cutlass Ciera. The ugliest car I’d ever seen but man did it drive smooth.

Maybe you went to some fancy high school, Tom, where the kids(‘ parents) could afford the luxury of a hand-me-down Oldsmobile. But in my neck of the woods, you either had a Cavalier or a Shadow. Unless you were really cool. Then you had a Grand Am.

I always referred to it as the Shawn Hunter