Maura Tierney - always hot. The other two, not so much.

Thanks for the script - The Dissolve is one of those sites I stopped going to the first time I saw it.

I'll always remember where I was when JFK was killed, when 9/11 happened, and when I read this post.

It's extremely distracting to me (to the point that I can't stop glancing over/up at it, and eventually I just rage quite the article), and it takes up space on my screen that could be used for actual content. If I want to see something else, I'll go looking for it.

But my cupholder is broken!

Google does this quite a bit. They can't keep from fixing stuff that isn't broken.

It's kind of like <nerdglasses> Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity: If he hadn't thought of it when he did, someone else would have had the same thought within a few years, based on how physics research was going then.</nerdglasses> Same thing with zed-words. All the ideas to do with them have either already been…

So it's not until they turn 45 that they become hot?

There is an outtake on last season's DVDs where Penny tells Leonard that her passion is him, and the audience really overdoes it with the "awwww", and Johnny immediately turns to the audience and says. "Oh stop it", or something to that effect.

"I was at a party with a very big Hollywood producer, and at that time he wanted to make an elaborate cinemascope musical comedy out of the Dewey Decimal System."

You have to press a button every 108 minutes or the book deletes itself and every other book on your Kindle.

My guess is the opening shot of the series will be of him walking past a mall Cinnabon, looking at it in disgust, then we'll never see that accursed franchise again.

Marrywell

It certainly couldn't be called Agewell.

The Old Couple

If that car-fucking description doesn't get you, nothing will.

Kevin Spacey has two Oscars and didn't snub them.

Lem and Phil can save NBC! Although there might be some side effects.

I still say "Quick goat-thinking" whenever anyone has a good idea. And "I got fuckin' no dukes" cracks me up every time I even think about that line.

I bought the DVDs before seeing the show because of all of the acclaim, but I gave up watching most of the way through the first season for most of the reasons already listed. I thought it was decent, but not "greatest-show-of-all-time" - maybe the hype heightened my expectations. Hearing that the first season isn't…