"I fucked Ryan."

I know, but it's easy for a writer to come up with a memorable quote or two. I was just pointing out how good all of his dialogue is. To keep up the quality as long as he has is amazing.

And Ash Elvis Sam Axe Bruce Campbell!

No one ever talks about how many people became chemistry teachers because of this show!

I just read the Don Felder book, and I don't think that that was the case. They even had a room set aside after every concert to which they'd invite all of the hot women from the show so that they could all take drugs together and hook up with them. Sure, they didn't like each other, but it really seemed like Glenn…

There are so many lines like that of course, supremely quotable, but I always liked this exchange because it perfectly illustrates the way that Mamet writes dialogue:

There is no better moment in that movie Baldwin saying, "I am God." <spoilery> Plus, the whole scheme falls apart without that line.

Anne Bancroft is priceless as Kidman's boozing mother anyone, ever.

He may have. That character wasn't in the play.

Just watch Rounders and substitute the following: "Full House" = Black Lotus. "Drawing to an inside straight" = Demonic Tutor. "Municipal workers" = Your parents.

And James Fox wasn't even nominated for The Remains of the Day, one of the best acted movies ever (that Hanks won over Hopkins is one of the many jokes that the academy has played on us over the years). Hell, even Christopher Reeve could have been nominated and it would have been just fine.

Maybe, but they're rich and got laid every night!

Or The Breakfast Club. When that was shown on TBS, "Eat my shorts" became "Eat my socks."

You have to have a job to be able to afford a razor.

It's spelled H*A*N*D*E*G*G. Football is actually played with, you know, feet.

I've had several long-term girlfriends that (presumably) found me sexy. So anything's possible.

I hope I never have a daughter. I'd be terrified that she'd turn out like either one of those girls.

Plus she was wearing lederhosen and said she was from Sweden. Such a padawan-like mistake.

The funniest thing about this post is that he thinks he gets out more than someone named SexyGayFurry.

Perfect. Although I would plunk down my $12 to see him in something non-kid-shrinking related again.