Yes, "actual football" cannot come soon enough. Saturday, August 17: Liverpool vs Stoke, 7:45am, NBC Sports Network

Is there a non-violent way to get run over by a train? Because that's totally how I want to die.

@avclub-90c88bf435e7bdafcb26109a12313c7d:disqus This is the internet. You should always expect spoilers. Maybe Todd should have put a spoiler warning, but the opening sentence told you that he was going to mildly spoil the upcoming episode. And anyone who has seen a screener of the episode already could spoil it in…

Whether or not you liked the plot-line, it still gave us the greatest line of the entire series: "Yeah bitch! Magnets!"

@avclub-215a71a12769b056c3c32e7299f1c5ed:disqus If you don't want any spoilers at all to Breaking Bad Season 5 Part Deux, why are reading an article about Breaking Bad a few days before the premiere? Also, when you see, "Late in Breaking Bad’s upcoming season-five part-two première…" as the opening sentence, why did…

So many friends told me they couldn't watch either version of The Office because the main character was a dick. My theory on David Brent (and Michael Scott when the U.S. version started) was that he wasn't really a dick; he was just the loneliest guy you could imagine and he hated that about himself, which is why he…

I liked the show from the start, but this was definitely the breakout episode for me. There were a couple of episodes that equaled this ("Booze Cruise and Dinner Party), but no episodes are better.

He obviously hasn't rid himself of all the Body Thetans yet.

I'm just curious if you meant to type "icy" instead of "icing". I'm not being a Grammar Nazi, I just have to know if there is someone out there actually saying, "Icy on the cake".

I listened to the commentary of the episode where Doyle dies, and they (I forget who was speaking) said that the show wasn't working with two intense action-oriented alpha-males (paraphrasing), and they wanted to bring in someone with a different energy than Doyle to better counter Angel. Wesley was certainly that.…

BSG's drop in quality was surprising, especially the third and fourth seasons, but LOST's wasn't especially surprising. It was a network show, which meant 24ish episodes a season until the deal they made for 16, and some of the second, and most of the third seasons suffered for it. Once that deal was done, the quality…

And the douchebag in Die Hard.

Or an English show set in the 19th century about a man and his butler.

I get Tiger, Lebron, and Rudyard Kipling, but also Sean Hannity, Matt Lauer, and Eliza Dushku, so it's a wash.

When people ask me what my favorite movie of all-time is, I never have just one answer, but this is ALWAYS one of them.

Agree with Lupin 100%! I listen to Woody's stand-up over and over, and this is one of his best bits. Genius reference.

He's easily the best physical comedian. I'm stunned he hasn't had another show centered around that triat, unless he just wants to sit on alternating piles of money all day long.

It's not Perry's character? I am really mis-remembering then. I'm going to have to go back and re-watch everything!

I can't remember if he was in two or three episodes total. I'll admit his first appearance did seem kind of lame, but his last episode where the four of them are at the cabin is one of my favorite episodes, with Willis talking into a mirror and Ross busting him on it.

Some of that was really just, "What's the biggest name star we can get?", but some of it was inspired. I'd argue that Alec Baldwin as the overly optimistic Parker, and Bruce Willis as Elizabeth's dad, and Gary Oldman were all excellent, if gratuitous, choices.