Throw in Whoopi Goldberg's Sister Act and you've got my twelve bucks.

If you didn't enjoy Mulholland Drive, why bother figuring it out? Just chalk it up to "weird" and go on with your life.

Maybe she has a cousin named Vinny.

Bwick Elias is my Starbucks name.

Which means (roughly), that the studio received about 124 million from box office receipts (cinemas get the other half), and they spent about 75 million on marekting (usually around 100% of the budget, sometimes quite a bit more). So they lost ~$26 million if everything is "average". In this case, I'm guessing the…

I've always thought the next Die Hard (at any given moment past 1998) should have Bruce, Keanu, and Arnold all fighting it out against Rickman, Hopper, and Ronny-Fucking-Cox, Matrix-Style, trapped on a bus that's circling the jogging track of a cruise ship, which is loaded with explosives and headed for the airport in…

Alan Ruck would be even better.

Die Hard In Translation. Think about it.

What 10 year old didn't fantasize about running away from home after reading From The Mixed Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler?

It happened a few times, but since it's not technically illegal for an unaccompanied 16 year old to see an R-Rated movie, we would just apologize and everyone was usually happy.

I managed a few different theaters in the early-mid 90s and almost every theater had a policy of carding when buying and if it was opening weekend and/or a "controversial" movie (i.e. had nudity), carding again at the door of the auditorium. Yeah, we were dicks but it worked.

I very recently re-watched the entire series, and I was a bit surprised at how well it holds up. Most of the great episodes have been mentioned above, and most of them farces, but my favorite  is Odd Man Out, the Season 4 finale. It's not a farce, and there's no big embarrassment at the end, but for me, it's the best…

Fassbender.

I'd be happy with a new ending. You know, one in which Cusack actually gets to enjoy the best years of his life with Lizzy Caplan. Also, as a previous poster mentioned, warn everyone about 9/11. To that I'd add warning about Bush, Obama, and the housing bubble, and making sure no one ever heard of Lady Gaga or Bieber.

You want me to be one of the funny ones?

You want me to be one of the funny ones?

I see you read William Goldman, too.

I see you read William Goldman, too.

I haven't seen any mention of "Ghost", which is one of the most awful movies that I've ever seen. When the inevitable "Ditto" line from Demi was about to happen, my girlfriend and I were both saying, "Don't say it. DON'T say it!", and of course, she did say it. We both burst out laughing. Looking around, we were…

I haven't seen any mention of "Ghost", which is one of the most awful movies that I've ever seen. When the inevitable "Ditto" line from Demi was about to happen, my girlfriend and I were both saying, "Don't say it. DON'T say it!", and of course, she did say it. We both burst out laughing. Looking around, we were…