Should he make the podium, this song must be played.

It boggles my mind how some guys put so much effort into being professional virgins.

I have NEVER heard of ANYONE having a good experience at Gamestop. That store just seems to attract assholes — like there’s something in the fucking contract.

You should stick around more. EB/Gamestop are both notorious for shady business stunts, bad hiring practices, and pushing employees to generate simply unreasonable levels of sales outside of games. They’ve both created some very toxic environments for both customers and employees, and have more than earned their bad…

I guess Ryan now has a “job” on the internet lambasting SJWs.

I had a very similar experience to this guy’s while attempting to purchase New Super Mario Bros. without a preorder.

Christ, our vehicle lighting laws are getting old. Why is the US always behind on this stuff? First it was the sealed-beam crap back in the 70s or whatever. Then Audi’s selective-beam headlights that can’t make it because there isn’t a distinct high- and lowbeam. Or BMW’s laser lighting. Now this!

Sadly, this is the only ribbon my penis has ever been awarded.

Why do US regulations have a 2200 square MILLIMETER requirement?

Instead, we get a cheap little Halogen bulb that looks like the kind of thing Casio would use as a backlight for a watch they sell at Target.

Thinks, sucks in a deep lung-full of funky turn signal loving, Yurpean air and says…

Unfortunately, this document must conform to the Federal Standards for Document Longness, which means it is 731 pages in length.

It’s times like this I wish the manufacturer would do a boss move and put them out anyway and market the hell out of them.

Why the F is the reg. in METRIC?? I mean if the regs. are in metric can’t we just switch over everything else so my math challenged self can actually calculate measurements etc.?? Ugh I hate imperial...

millimeters?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

What's Ford's logic then when the Edge Titanium gets a separate amber turn signal for the rear (LED too!) but the SE/SEL trim levels get stuck with the brake light doing double duty? That amber turn signal is not 2200 sq mm

You would be surprised, some cops sit around studying obscure traffic violations they can pull people over for. My mom got a ticket for too many fog lights on the front of her 4Runner.

Wait, Lexus’s have turn signals?

THANKS O-BAMA! *spits dip into empty Mountain Dew 20oz bottle*