Nicknames for Magary, ranked:

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

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This rule stems from Rugby Union where it applies the same way. As long as players are behind the kicker (at any point) they may advance to get the ball. The CFL also has a 5m halo rule for the receiver, so I’m not sure how that applies to the guys charging the ball down. The NFL needs this rule, so many athletes on…

Wow, Katie, true what they say about “everyone’s a critic.”

Ronda Rousey’s just like a man. She climbs on top of a woman, it’s thrilling, and it’s over in 34 seconds.

I guess they should’ve gone with “Rhonda Rousey Steps into Octagon - AND THEN SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENS!”

Rousey would be less likely to tear off my limbs and eat them in celebration, so yeah.

Always.

Wait, so I have to watch a 30 second advertisement in order to see a 30 second Escobar clip….that was not worth the time. C’mon MLB, you’re killin me….

Radar is an important component of fully or even partially autonomous cars. I’ve seen impressive demonstrations of autonomous driving but only when one car is autonomous. What will happen when many autonomous cars are on the road at the same time. What will keep their radars from interfering with one another?

And if they were, that’s pretty foolish on their part. Which probably means that they were.

Which usually happens about two weeks after the warranty runs out.

Another winner among domestic brands was Ram, nabbing the “best brand” title. Land Rover was named best luxury brand.

The steaming pile of shit that constitutes the trending column never disappoints.

This kind of blew my mind so I had to do some reading. The title implied to me that the Earth was in a solar-synroneous orbit around the sun, that is, we are always viewing that same side of the sun. This is not the case. Although the sun is gaseous so the rotation isn’t as consistent as it is with a solid planet, it…

The sun has a rotational period of around 25 days, however I understood the purpose of the Stereo mission to be continuous monitoring of solar phenomena on the far side at any given time. Although we get to see the whole of the sun over time, the mission can give us data about solar flares etc that happen on the side…

God, C.A., you really need to get the fuck out of Pittsburgh. The city is getting props all over the damned place for what chefs are doing and you’re still all blah blah french fries on salads blah blah. You need a new shtick.