That’s how desperate Alonso is to get back into a Ferrari cockpit...

I waste enough time on the internet as it is. (sigh).

It’s nice to see Honda understands its civic duty and is reacting accordingly. Perhaps the initial recall was a pilot program, to see how the recall pace would fit with their new airbag supply? This whole Takata recall has been quite an odyssey.

Takes balls to call out a Caribbean millionaire with some psychopathic tendencies and nothing to lose. Oliver is the only man on television right now.

This is assuming that Morocco used Visa, the Official Credit Card of World Cup Soccer!

John Oliver and Bud Light Lime. Still a better love story than Twilight.

John Oliver is a man of his word, though.

This is technically the base model, even if it was specifically developed for motorsport.

I hate you for reminding me that we don’t get the TwinAir in the States.

Can confirm. My sister has a 13’ Focus and that thing is a blast to drive. I’ve had my share of Honda’s and “sporty” small sedans but this engine has a ton of power and torque. Paired very nicely to the auto 6spd.

Dear lord I wish we had that here in the US. I would own one and drive the ever living crap out of it.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

At least the dude didn’t shove his index finger up the guy’s asshole.

Quit blaming Apple. HBO Now is coming to other platforms. Your unhealthy hatred of Apple is showing. It’s just a freakin’ company dude. Get over yourself.

Also in my opinion the most exciting brand of rugby to watch in the world. International rugby has too little space and often is decided by goal kickers. Super rugby is like a cross between american football and basketball. Wish ESPN carried it instead of European rugby.

FYI, Super Rugby isn’t just a New Zealand competition - it’s five teams each from NZ, Australia, and South Africa, with one team from each of Argentina and Japan starting next year. It’s the highest level of non-international rugby in the world, and higher than most international rugby.

Winnipeggers

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Wow. I never thought I’d be jealous of Helen Keller, but here we are.