I haven't seen this many upset Kentuckians since their state Board of Education ruled you couldn't buy your GED with possum skins

Morons are gonna make a huge shit storm about the shot clock. There are three reasons why they shouldn’t:

London Mayor. The current haystack masquerading as a person is standing down at the next election, and he's pretty much cut from the exact same cloth as Clarkson. A walking, politically incorrect, shambolic, publicity hound. Honestly, Clarkson is a shoe in for that job. It is pretty much a no-show job as far as office…

Fallon is pretty funny, and is a world-class impersonator. His old stand-up routines were really quite good - not mind-altering like Bill Hicks or socially-aware like Chris Rock - but certainly would have been a fine touring headline comic as a naughtier, more blue Brian Regan. Fallon's problem is he thinks everybody…

Airing the ref's conversation with the review official is a pro thing to do. Every sport needs to do this.

"somewhat bizarre scene on the pitch as medics ran on to tend to Plisson"

He outlined his butt and then sprayed a dot on his butt hole.

Maybe your boss upbraided you for some crap that wasn't your fault

The mugging really livened things up for the reporter, who looked pretty Boer'd beforehand.

Daylight Saving. Not savings. Saving.

"Waltraud". Dearly missed.

Avoid Oliver

After my car broke down, I figured I needed to give it a name to encourage it not to break down as catastrophically as it did but I used Bob as a placeholder name.

You magnificent bastard

Plus un

Involved in a relegation battle, this was no time Toulouse.

I'm always fascinated by the number of people looking for, or offering drugs on it. I'm sure no cop anywhere knows about this app. Same with "15/lesbian wants to trade pics with girls 13-16." Uh huh... this ain't my first day on the internet, Mr. Hansen.

Demolition Man

I uninstalled Foursquare as soon as they demanded I install a separate app to so something it did. I only recently reinstalled Facebook, and that's just to manage the page for my YouTube channel (which is, surprise surprise, ANOTHER DAMN APP).

I am old and I despise all apps that overshare, e.g., Facebook, FourSquare, and Google+. I have no interest in sharing every nauseating detail of my life via an app nor do I give a damn about receiving every nauseating detail of anyone else's. And while I'm on my rant, get off my lawn.