Stuff 'em all in a bag and toss 'em in the ocean.

buck and troy are worse

Listening to these announcers just makes me want Al and Cris to disappear in a mysterious plane incident that much more.

I honestly tried watching this live on Fox. As a European and car and race enthusiasts trying to find out what is so great about NASCAR. Biggest race of the year seems a good place to start. Well, I gave up after 45 minutes.

Fuck the NFL. They take themselves too seriously.

On one hand, who repossess a car with a child in it? On the other hand, I get why leaving a child in a car can't be a free car card. The law should definitely be changed so that your can't just kidnap, but also so that when a car is repossessed, there are plans and options for circumstances like this.

P.S. You really should take up eating meat again. Millions of people starve to death every day and would gladly trade places with you.

I see he did not get them memo about ending up on Jalopnik.

Dammit Bill, you had one job.

I watched 30 seconds. In a few hours, I'll watch 30 seconds more.

Wait a minute! I thought this was the most interesting Lexus of all time!

Holy shit, Stef, was that a Donnie Darko reference in the first graph?

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

When I was a kid and watched Jimmy V's speech for the first time, I resolved that if I ever had cancer, I'd remember that speech and wouldn't give up, wouldn't ever give up.

In October 2009, I was a senior at UNC, writing for the Daily Tar Heel. I was covering a women's volleyball match right before Late Night with Roy, which Scott hosted. When the match was over, I was set to leave, and Scott came over and sat at the press table next to me. We chatted for about ten minutes (I knew his…

Amen, that ESPN tribute turned me in to a snotty nosed, teared up mess. Rich Eisen's tribute on NFL network fucked me up too.

Who the fuck is cutting onions around here?

I cannot be the only man to shed a tear today. We lost a good one today.

Why is spring?