Friend Fry every fucking one of them. I warned mine to stop polluting my feed with bullshit and they wouldn't listen. Now they're begging to be friended again to see their granddaughter. Nope. Actions have consequences. You want to be a homophobic racist jack hole? No more nights over with the kid.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?