A family of candy asses.

-Davy Crockett to Santa Anna, San Antonio, 1836.

Different ladder. The first one was a stepladder but the one Charles pinwheels into is a 60-foot extension ladder.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

I mean, that would be kinda awesome if I did. Sadly, I don’t.