Not sure where you got that idea, but I own an SG Forester and just had a Crosstrek press car last week. They were pretty damn close in overall size even if they aren’t exactly the same shape.

She might come up with:  “Her child was being groomed by the Radical left. He was only doing their dark ops bidding to undermine her and Election interference y’all”

Duh, Drag Shows, obviously.  Also library dictionaries with “penis” in them.

Odds on this being the fault of 1) Immigrants 2) Joe Biden 3) Hunter Biden 4) ANTIFA 5) Liberal media 6) Access to abortion?

The dumbass doesn’t fall far from the imbecile, as they say.

Is this the son who’s a father (or soon to be), or are there more spawns of satan that have passed that vaginal canal?

“Fictional.”

And yet she rants about the fictional “Biden Crime Family.”

Counterpoint: many modern cars don’t make the full suite of safety features available on manual cars. Subaru’s Eyesight system is great. It has adaptive cruise control, lane-following, auto-braking etc... but EyeSight isn’t available on Subaru manuals. I’d argue that the safety tech creates a safer driving experience.

I keep getting Lauren Boeberts and Lorena Bobbitt mixed up.

Or, you wouldn’t know a metaphor if it smacked you in the face with its tiny penis.

The last time I got rearended.

This one’s son can’t seem to stay out of trouble. And moving districts isn’t going to help.

My personal experience is that more than half the aggressive drivers I see out there on the road are driving full-size pickup trucks and the more the mods, the more the drive aggression. If I am being tailgated in the center or right lane in heavy traffic, I almost always expect to see nothing but the huge-ass grill…

GMC trucks were stamped out of thicker steel than Chevy trucks.

A friend’s teenager once printed up 100 static-cling decals (this is important as there was no possible way he was vandalizing or damaging property). They were matte charcoal grey so they blended into dark colours really nicely. They said “I have a tiny wiener”. He stuck them to brodozer trucks, just below the rear…

Exact, it’s metaphorical. Driving a brodozer clearly shows you are seeking attention/validation, which is often a sign of poor self-esteem/insecurity.

Couple that with the fact that a lot of lifted and ridiculously modded truck drivers(I’m tempted to go with most, but I’ve restrained myself from being too hyperbolic), are total assholes.  Just watch their behavior on and off the road and you’ll have plenty of empirical evidence to back it up.  

Re: pickup drivers. Saying someone has small dick energy doesn’t actually mean you believe them to have a smaller anatomy. It’s a euphemism for insecurity. Maybe its outdated and body shaming, yes, but the underlying message is about insecurity.
We have evidence to suggest folks who buy pickup trucks and large SUVs wer…

Sounds like R4ndyD4ndy has a small penis.