Fun fact: the reason Shakespeare killed Falstaff off is that the actor who played him, Will Kempe, left the company in 1599 and was replaced by another comic actor named Robert Armin. Armin's style was a lot wittier and less…boisterous than Kempe's, and you can see this being reflected in Shakespeare's writing around…

Mine is "I spend a lot of time with the real me, and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy".

I'm currently rehearsing for a local production of Romeo and Juliet, and thank *god* I'm off stage in the final scene, because all I can hear in my head is "…a dateless bargain to engrossing deeeaaaaaaaath!".

Meanwhile, an angry Spike Lee furiously tweets the address of UNICEF.

I met Warren Zevon once. I was waiting outside the concert venue, and I was the only one there because I was three hours early due to being a huge, huge dork.

They're good eatin'.

I'm loving conspiracy nut Floyd. "There ain't no moon, man. Not since the Seventies."

That jogger is Bojack's bag of mulch in the back seat.

Meh. Nora just kind of blends into the background for me, especially now that all her family drama and moral dilemmas are over with and she mainly serves as a target for Drunken Eph's sarcasm. I'll take it.

"Why bother dragging all this stuff back to our massively fortified vampire-hunting lair where there are other people to defend us? Let's just set up shop here in the abandoned pathology lab that is apparently ridiculously easy to break into and not check for vampires or anything OH GOD COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED…

I'm reminded of The Tick's reply on discovering a scientist had invented room-temperature fire:

It's okay, but you should watch them. Reading about them is one thing, but watching them is an entirely different experience altogether.

These would be better if the narrator didn't sound as if she were reading verbatim from a script. (I mean, she almost certainly is, but she shouldn't sound that way.)

It really looks like Rob Lowe is gleaming that cube.

Meanwhile, an angry Spike Lee tweets the address of the headquarters of Brooks Brothers.

Oh, yes. That's what we need, world. Another genre film where Harrison Ford wanders through it looking bored off his ass and sucking out what little life there may be in the script. Thank you.

"Whatever you see, whatever you hear, do not stop until the Master is defeated. Eph, you dumbass, I am talking to you."

Eph is still the worst, all mocking Setrakian's meltdown in the sewer as "Just a senior moment". How about you try and chase someone for seventy goddamned years, finally get close enough to lop his head off for the first time since the Sixties, then have
him get away again, and see how rational you stay, you hairpiece…

Nora's mom died as she lived: as a completely pointless drag on the plot.

The three best moments of this episode: