What the heck, Nintendo... don’t act like this isn’t your problem. It definitely is.

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Conversely... I enjoy the Arcade, but if XP and the weekly 3x3 Loot Boxes were removed, I wouldn’t bother.

I’m using the Joy Con docking click sound as my phone’s text notification alert. Sue me, Nintendo.

It’s a Wii U game. Just play it on a Wii U.

As an American, I’m super duper pissed at our nation being compared to a leper colony in the fictional movie V for Vendetta.

Oh, bless their hearts...

Yeah... it gets old really fast.

Folks have been doing this with Magic cards for a long time—and it’s especially neat when a card’s original artist does the full-card repaint.

And before anyone says “nuh-uh!” the eShop data downloaders have existed for quite a while now. Nintendo has to know that as soon as things go live there, there’ll be folks downloading it.

But can we dye Link’s hair?

Sales aren’t going to suffer. I’d wager the majority of sales have already occurred in the form of massive “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY” pre-sales.

What the jank was with that utterly tactless correction?

Yeah, it’s closer to leeching than actual botting.

Yeah, I mean... Pokémon GO didn’t turn Blissey into a beast... it’s just Blissey’s kit is very strong for the “non-standard” mechanics in the mobile game.

People need to feel inside and helpa helpa helpa the kids.

I’ll happily tutor a cute girl at video games for free. :v

{GASP!}

Haha, yes! The Link to the Past commercial...

Pretty sobering stuff. More power to them.