Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Steelers fans like him again now

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

“Potato” is a shape.

They play the dolphins at home this year. 

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

He should have gone with honky

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

Only XX days until football/baseball/basketball/et. al.

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.