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Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

The blonde-haired, blue eyed girl who lists her ethnicity as “Native American”

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

*Marianne Williamson promises to publicly audit all four sports leagues*

I appreciate you advocating for more roundabouts, and I agree. 

While we’re at it, let’s get rid of all that unnecessary idling sitting at red lights by banning those too.

If everyone will drive electric cars in the future, why do we have to worry about this?

Big Flush? Hope it doesn’t turn into a Higgledy Piggledy

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings.  That is what love is.  Being there when you aren’t asked to be.  Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true