Ah, so you’re saying walls work ...

a two-week pilot project that will automate trips between distribution hubs in Dallas and Phoenix. ... examining the potential of automated hauling mainly along Interstate 10, a linchpin of freight movement in the United States.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

So he built a Ridgeline? 

Ray Ratto is one of the very few things in this benighted world who is always exactly what you want him to be. Kudos adding him to your merrie menagerie. 

HELL YEAH RATTCAST

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Posting a Wilco song AND you have a Replacements song as your handle? You are a god among men, sir.

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

Tenant: Pope Thrower

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

Explaining his decision, Gimelstob cited a desire to spend more time beating his family.

Every generation thinks it’s the last. 

“You know, I’ve been a big fan of the theater for a long time. And for him to come along and do this to Ford’s Theater, is embarrassing. The worst part is that this theater is now a laughing stock and that’s sad.”
Mike Francesa (April 15, 1865)

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro

“What a mensch.”

Mario Kart.

The Browns are going to be stacked this year. 

I bet all his tweets go viral.