You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

NOAA to sport fishers: Stop! Hammerhead — you can’t catch this.

Conservative humor is without question the worst humor.

I’m still wrapping my head around the Mack trade. Like IF Gruden is lucky, he’ll package a couple of their first rounders to trade up for Bosa, who may be ALMOST as good as Mack. Which is just amazing.
I also love all the draft speculation because it ranges from insanely obvious of each team picking the most likely…

Counterpoint:

Yeah, what happened yesterday is an incredible sports story; I’m not so sure it’s a great story, and it sure as hell isn’t “redemption.” 

This article is much, much too forgiving. I used to like Woods when he was dominating in the ‘90s/’00s. The intense kid who lapped the field and swore too much was pretty entertaining in 1997. But this humorless pornstar-fucking creep who hasn’t shown the slightest bit of repentance doesn’t deserve my admiration. He…

No shit, everyone’s acting like he overcame cancer! More like “self-inflicted arrogant asshole finally wins another game a decade later”

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

I bet he got a free bowl of soup with that hat.

Great article, Roth. Thorough and professional. Thanks.

This is a large part of the gaping divide between the Biden generation’s politics-as-sport and the younger generation’s politics-as-morality view of the world. If it’s all just a game, well, good show Kirstjen, you fought hard, good game, see you out there next time. If we see it all in a moral context, she’s guilty…

My sister used to get sent Victoria Secret catalogs when I was a teenager and she was in college. She never received those catalogs.

Clue 2 about his young age is he thinks dudes can’t/won’t jerk off without access to Internet porn. I guess he never had to jerk off to underwear ads in the Sunday paper.

You forgot to mention he’s been on the Pirates his whole career.

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

The current 76ers work best as villains.

holy shit you ARE a real doctor!! 

It is a benign tumor on the vestibulocochlear nerve, it deals with hearing and balance. It never spreads and, although it involves cutting into her skull, it is a fairly straightforward surgery (depending on where the neuroma actually is on the nerve) with a low complication rate.