Doug Marrone is full of bologna!

why does the Timberwolves pay Thibs to destroy it’s young players? I hate that guy, and I can’t understand why they don’t hire...anyone else

This is the correct take. I am 100% sure that’s why (or just evidence) that Jack White is pretty fucked up.

You are so much more than that, you are a BITTER cheap prick.

That is an interesting observation. I think the average Bengals fan has such low self esteem that their hatred for the Steelers runs deeper than their love for the Bengals. Our fanbase is actively giving in to the urges of the Dark Side; fueled simply by hate, shame, and chili dogs.

I like the cut of your Jib. Here’s one for my Bengals.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy. He played a great Chekov. It was a Jeep that killed him, right?

The pleasure is all mine, fellow idiot Timelorde! I bet a sonic screwdriver would have come in handy.

Thanks Harjack! With so much hate and vitriol being thrown around online these days it is nice to see someone happy I’m not dead, even though you don’t know me. Have a great Friday, Buddy. 

Wow, that is a very sad story. I’m glad mine didn’t end that way.

Wow, Jay looks like shit.

I was 16 and just learning to drive. My father and I had a big evening planned, he had a scheduled haircut which we were running a bit late for and then we were going to play tennis. I thought my dad asked me to go start the car, so I obliged even though it was summer and starting the car is a very minimal time savings…

I had Fat Nat’s eggs once, and it was transcendental. That fat old bastard knows how to make one hell of an eggs benedict.

Wow, I forgot how many strip-mall bars there are in New Hope/Crystal/Robbinsdale area.

That bar is the architectural embodiment of date-rape. That place gives me the creeps.

Dude, it sounds like you live like midwestern Jim Morrison without the world famous band thing. How long can you keep that up? I have a few questions:

I love me some New Glarus.

Agreed, that is some top notch crazy-pants nonsense

So... Kelvin Benjamin, Eli Manning, and Eli Manning’s mom are the only three people on earth who would currently take Eli Manning at QB over Cam Newton.